Thursday, December 5, 2013

XXX Pictures

.TOP DEFINITION
xxx1.) The common definition for highly pornographic materials. Consider any pornographic material containing "XXX" to be the ultimate... 

2.) The common marking for jugs of moonshine, or other backwoods alcoholic beverages in movies, cartoons or television shows.

2.) A movie which contains the antithesis to all actors, Vin Diesel.
1.) Woah! Da'zz sum GRAET PRON! IZ XXX!!!!!11!!

2.) If it's whiskey, why do they call it "XXX?"

3.) You paid to watch "XXX?" You're stupid.
by Manawski March 04, 2003
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sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!
Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.
by none March 27, 2005..A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!
by suck it December 08, 2001
Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice.
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Sex is A Sensation.
Driven by Temptation.
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination.
To increase the Population.
For the next Generation.
Do you get my Explanation?
or Do you need a Demonstration?
"Sex is a Sensation"
by Bobby Jim Bob Jimmy June 17, 2008.
This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.

Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.

Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."

Man: "Let's make fucky"
by Nick February 22, 2005.
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 An extremely complex physical, emotional, pyschological, and spirtual act in which two or more humans pleasure each other with their bodies, specifially, their genitals. Also useful for reproduction in when practiced between a male and a female. Humans, however, are the only species who have devoted so much study to the subject, espeically on the non-physical aspects. After centuries of study and observation, they have come up with this general definition:
We have no fucking idea how to define sex. But it's a fun way to pass the time.
by Bored and sleepless November 06, 2005
 When a man uses his erect penis to insert it into a woman's vagina and he pumps it in and out of the vagina or the woman bounces up and down on it.
We backed toward my desk. She unbuttoned my shirt and I stuck one hand up underneath her dress, stroking the folds of her pussy gently. Alora rarely wore panties and today was no exception. She was incredibly wet. I felt her spread her legs so I obligingly inserted two fingers into her dripping sex, making her moan with pleasure and melt against my bare chest as I pumped her slowly. My fingers searched deep inside her. I curved them hard against her pussy walls and she gasped as I hit her g-spot. Soon she was grinding herself against my fingers and working her way to a giant orgasm. I kept fingering her, harder and harder, eventually putting three fingers inside her pussy and ramming her g-spot in just the way I knew she liked it, pumping her hand until she clenched against me and bit back a scream of sexual joy. 
 Moments later, she shimmied off my fingers and beckoned to me to sit down in my office chair behind my desk. I dropped my pants and briefs and sat down, stroking my 9” cock gently, expecting her to sit on my dick. She didn’t. I watched her walk around the front of my desk. She dropped to her knees and crawled underneath it. I couldn’t believe my wife was about to make my fantasy of an at-work, under-the-desk BJ a reality, but that’s exactly what she was doing. I felt her tug at my desk chair to roll me closer to the desk. I couldn’t even see her, only feel her soft hands stroking my legs. 
 I felt her tongue flick the sensitive tip of my cock. Damn, she was good. She licked it from the base to the tip, still invisible underneath my desk. I sat back and groaned in ecstasy as she licked me all over. She sucked gently at each ball, taking them into her mouth and working them carefully with her tongue. 
 Finally, when she knew I wanted it more than anything, she took my cock all the way into her mouth and began to deep-throat me. She impaled her mouth on my dick with each stroke. Her perfect little lips felt wet and soft against my cock as she mouth-fucked me, giving the perfect combination of friction and suppleness. I reached under the desk and grabbed her head, pushing my cock deeper into her throat as she sucked hungrily. 
 When I felt like I was getting close to coming in her mouth, I pulled back and stood up. My wife came out from under the desk. She knew what was next. She worked the dress down, exposing her bare, round breasts, and stood there rubbing her nipples and waiting for me as I cleared off my desk hastily, spilling papers and the portfolio and files and receipts into a confused paper tangle on the floor. My dripping cock stuck straight in front of me. I was still wearing my crisp white dress shirt; Alora had on the tall stripper shoes and the metallic dress, which she’d now hiked up so both her breasts and the tip of her shaved mound were exposed. 
 As soon as I’d cleared us a space, Alora sat down on my huge executive desk. She’d been a cheerleader in college and could still do the splits, so when she spread her legs, the heels of her shoes pointed to opposite walls and I could see actually into her hot, wet pussy. I grabbed a thigh with each hand and paused a moment to admire the picture of my wife ready and waiting on my desk.
 Then I positioned my dick at her entrance and started pushing the thick head inside of her. She raised her arms above her head and moaned. I leaned over, pushing myself another inch or so into her, and licked one generous 36D breast. I began sucking her tits while I gradually stuck my dick into her pulsing cunt. She writhed in anticipation. I knew she wanted me to fuck her hard, but I liked making her wait a bit. 
 Eventually I’d pushed myself about six inches inside of her. I used one hand to hold her wrists over her head and flicked her clit with the other, sending her into spasms of pleasure. 

Once I’d amused myself with her tits and shallow fucked her for a while, I too needed to fuck her good and hard. I kept her wrists pinioned and curled my other hand against her shoulder for leverage. She grinned at me. My naughty little wife loves getting fucked, and the office environment was making both of us hot as hell. 
 I grabbed her shoulder and cranked my cock deep into her pussy. My cockhead pressed against the back of her walls. We both closed our eyes and succumbed to pure pleasure. I thrust in and out of her, gaining speed, making sure each stroke reached the absolute back of her and burying myself balls-deep in her sweet snatch. 
 My wife’s breasts bounced up and down as I fucked her. The desk squeaked and started moving backward as my strokes became ever deeper and harder. I forced her legs wider apart and moved both hands to her shoulders, pumping into her as I felt my orgasm approaching. Alora’s perfect body felt both firm and yielding underneath me. She was a slave to my dick, pierced by its girth and length. We were both panting and moaning gently and I could sense she was on the verge of a giant orgasm, too. 
We came together as I gave one last hard thrust, hitting her g-spot and sending us into paradise at the same time. I felt my dick spurt inside of her. We held there and enjoyed the hot cum filling her pussy and surrounding my cock. When I finally pulled out, she put one finger inside herself and brought it to her lips to taste my cum. 

When we’d recovered, we climbed off the desk and straightened ourselves in silence. She fixed her dress and retrieved her coat before helping me pile the miscellaneous papers back on my desk, making sure to put the portfolio on top. It was 5:15. I wrapped my arms around my wife and kissed her. Stopping in the doorway, she said slyly, “Good luck with your meeting. Hope I helped you relax a bit.” 

“Thanks. I’m certainly more relaxed… See you at home.” 
by sdiufaspb November 04, 2007

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